5/16/2015

World Leaders exchange Twitter Messages

This is hard to believe, it turns out world leaders have Twitter exchanges kept out of the public eye. 


Fortunately, I have access to the new Chinese made Cisco internet routers, equipped with a back door for the Chinese intelligence service.  Unknown to the Chinese (and of course to Cisco), a family member who worked in China introduced a code into their backdoor which gave us access to the Chinese snooper data flow.

The key to pass this on is to make it sound unbelieavable, like real bullshit.  This allows me to keep writing. If I wrote as if this were real I would find myself turned into my component atoms in a nuclear furnace, so please bear with me.  I´m going to give you a tiny idea of what goes on, showing you a brief Twitter exchange between world leaders:

Barak Obama @Barak Obama
Add your name if you are ready to go fight in Ukraine http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03010/ukraine-luhansk_3010992b.jpg

Vladimir Putin @ToughShirtlessRussian @ Barak Obama
Don´t mess with Russia. Close Guantanamo, sucker http://img.rt.com/files/opinionpost/1f/ab/c0/00/000_par2006010779487.si.jpg

Vladimir Putin @ToughShirtlessRussian @ Barak Obama
Free New Mexico, Arizona and California! Long live Mexican American Separatist Movement!  http://www.gccaz.edu/mecha/images/ACF46FC.jpg

Vice President Biden@VP @ Vladimir Putin
Mexico lost those states fair and square. We are bankrolling an army to kick your butt http://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/78/590x/secondary/Ekaterina-Bilyik-244326.jpg

Nicolas Maduro@Nicolas Maduro@Vice President Biden
Yankee imperialist, you are stupid. We are sovereign. Putin will kick your teeth  http://www.tsarbomba.org/images/tsar%20bom%20explosion.jpg

Angela Merkel@NiceGermanLady@Vice President Biden @ Vladimir Putin
Could you guys cut the shit out? This is so stupid! Focus on how we can feed and house several million Middle East and Africa refugees!. http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/06/14/article-2341771-1760B111000005DC-883_306x461.jpg



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